Important things you learn by watching The Big Bang Theory.

A woman can tell a lot about a guy by the size of his carbon footprint.

Hey, Britney.

Why is your boy messing with me?
Does it mean anything?
Do you know anything, what the ring that you're wearing means?
Because how am I supposed to act when he's around and you're not?
When everything he says makes me forget that he has you?
If you know what I mean.
I hope you do.
And that you tell him, so that he can stop doing WHAT HE IS DOING TO ME!
And go ahead.
Because you will have to fight to be with him.
So what will we do?
We don't know.
We can't know.
We can't think about it.
Otherwise we'll do it.
Oh, yeah.

Based on the song "Hey, Brittany" by Forever The Sickest Kids.